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Lukashenka Can't See Any Flying Viruses

  • 30.03.2020, 8:46

Marasmus was getting stronger.

Yesterday, during a hockey match, the dictator continued to amaze the audience.

Lukashenka answered the questions of an ONT reporter:

- Can we say that you can postpone a war but never a hockey match? - ONT reporter Hanna Pyzh started with a prepared joke.

- No, we can't. We can only say that better a glorious death than a shameful life!

- And is there anything that can stop you from going out on the ice at all?

- Me? What for? It's possible, but why, I don't understand. There are no viruses in here. Have you noticed them flying here?

- No, I haven't.

- And I don't see them. It's a fridge, best health. An anti-viral drug, the real thing.

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